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Your favorite pate flavor
White truffle chicken liver
meat and milk and cigs
steak tartare unseasoned mass of meat ah
vegan chili

Would you eat a ahh
yuh
nao

Which animal should robbie have portrayed himself as in the 2025 box office hit Better Man?
Cheetah
Daggy dag mams
Fox
Camuul

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Favorite band?
Neutral Milk Hotel
Alkaline Trio
Grayscale
The Police

Favorite movie?
Lars and the Real Girl
Bulworth
Juno
Gone Girl

Favorite TV show?
The Office
The Cletpranos
Seinfeld
Ash vs. Evil Dead

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