The History of Sensation Destination
Sensation Destination is the meatty dream child of two childhood friend doughtnuts: NormDoughnut and JalDoughnut. The two bonded over nothing more than eating arbys, dumminoes, and wendys, and decided to use their love of food to create an ice cream parlor that they would have loved to munch at when they were younger and fatter. The two discovered the secret to creating an addictive and digestively stimulating ice cream flavor when they mixed a pound of cream with a pound of salt and a pound of lard to create the canvas that all their ice cream creations use as a base. Try the Danishville ice cream sundae or the Warren Meatty liver and onion milkshake! Enjoy the vintage Montgomery Clift memorobilia alone within the leonard minimalist decor. These two childhood friends are proud to announce that Sensation Destination is now open for business in Lardsylvania, California, and you can bet your top dollars (1971) that you'll find something to come back for.